shoutout to jordan parrish for never meeting allison but talking about her more than anyone else lmao
Top Gear is a show about cars, right?
So why they are in the jungle and one of them is screaming “I’m the god of hellfire” with a chainsaw in his hands?
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.